Sunday, September 30, 2007



FREAK A SCOPE - OCTOBER 2007


A insight into wots your FREAKs up to this month!

Just work out the month that you got your FREAK!




  • January FREAK, look out for any blue doors, they may not take you where you want to go. You will feel the urge to spring clean but don't throw things of meaning away just yet!


  • Feb FREAK, Stop pushing that lolly wrapper under the sofa cushions and get active, if your single-love is in the air!


  • March FREAK, Beware of any cordory swish swish sounds coming from the closet, allergies will be very catching this month.......


  • April FREAK, That rash you have will go away this month, and your health will return with a spring in your step.....!


  • May FREAK, Don't go outside this month as your chances of being hit by lightening is 1 in 3.Internet surfing should be kept to night time only!


  • June FREAK,Take the plunge and get a new haircut-it will do you wonders, keep away from dwarfs!


  • July FREAk, Try a new nailpolish this month and be gental to our 4 leggered friends, orange is a lucky colour for you.......


  • August FREAK, Start dancing as a exercise you'll lose that veranda over the toy shop soon enough, and stop being so hard on yourself, everyones different!


  • Sept FREAK, Wear only red lipstick if your out and about and beware of courier drivers.......


  • Oct FREAK Dust off those dancing shoes and buy a new self help book!


  • Nov FREAK, That last cocktail could end in tears!Give a lamp post a hug!


  • Dec FREAK, Its not all about you this month, and santa does exist as you saw him in K Mart!

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